The IMDB Troll Doctrine

As a movie troll, we live a life riddled with anguish, filled with the knowledge that at any given time, someone, somewhere, might possibly be experiencing enjoyment from a motion picture.

Since this just cannot be, we have established a set of guiding principles to Bring these People Back Down to Earth©

Until every forum post citing a fondness or appreciation for a movie, actor, director, or any person on the credit roll is Properly Dealt With©, our work is not done, and thus, our lives remain unfulfilled.
Buh-Huh!